Some Interesting Non Sequitur News for 5/22/2025 2k5m4p

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging Science, Technology, and Society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022. Articles Discussed: Tamagotchi Paradise https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/tamagotchi-paradise-has-you-caring-for-an-entire-planet-of-virtual-pets/ Virtuactors to Talk you through Products https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/amazon-is-testing-ai-generated-hosts-that-talk-customers-through-product-features/ 5 Ingredient Burger Patty https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/i-made-ina-gartens-5-ingredient-burger-patties-they-tasted-amazing-and-came-together-quickly/ AI to document 77 Million Miles https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/a-nonprofit-used-ai-to-document-77-million-miles-of-unmapped-waterways-heres-why-that-matters/ Data Stolen about 60 Million Kids https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/teen-hacker-stole-60-million-kids-data-and-tried-to-ransom-it-for-bitcoin/ A Valve Chip in your Brain https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/valve-founders-neural-interface-company-to-release-first-brain-chip-this-year/ Transforming Pathology https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/greenagram/f/d/how-artificial-intelligence-is-transforming-pathology/ PFAS in most US Beer https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/pfas-detected-in-most-us-beers-with-highest-levels-near-contaminated-water/ Genestar tracks your Space Health https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/ready-for-space-travel-genestar-can-track-how-space-affects-your-health/ Chili's Sabotage Ads https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/smashortrash/f/d/beastie-boys-settle-lawsuit-against-chilis-owner-over-sabotage-ads/ 25434